Doritos Late Night Loaded Taco

 

Product circa: 2025

I'm fairly certain that this product was released many years ago, but I can't recall if I tried it back then.

A fairly complicated mix of many different flavors.  There is no meat in the ingredients, but there is cumin, coriander, onion, and garlic, which do a pretty decent job at simulating the flavor of the type of seasoned ground beef you'd find in tacos.  There is tomato powder in this, but I don't taste it.  I do, however, get a bit of the regular cheese powder thrown in here as well.  Very good!

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Gelato

 

Product circa: 2024

Whichever Taco Bell marketers called this product a "gelato" knew exactly what they were doing.  You could probably call this a sherbet, as it does technically have milk in the ingredients list, but this is more of an "Italian ice" product, than anything.  Essentially no creaminess, and yes, its flavor is noticeably that of Mountain Dew Baja Blast.  In the end, the marketers chose the most outrageous sounding frozen dessert to pair with a Mountain Dew product so that suckers like me would try it out of morbid curiosity.

Froot Loops Icee

 

Product circa: 2024

I'll usually bypass even the most esoteric of slushy products, but I had to try this one out at Target.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have the signature bergamot flavor of Froot Loops at all, and instead it tastes precisely like a melted assortment of Skittles candies.