A documentation and review of limited time, special edition, or otherwise hard-to-find noms.
Product circa: autumn 2024
This is a Presumptive Ephemeral Nom.
Seemingly just a Big Cup with a layer of chocolate sauce/syrup thrown in. It sounds dumb, but my stupid monkey brain really likes the decadence of it. I'm not sure it actually tastes especially unique, except for perhaps that this slightly shifts the sweet/salty balance in the normal product a bit toward the former... but the texture and thought of chocolate sauce in my candy makes my mind's pleasure centers go brrrrrrr.
Product circa: Halloween 2024
Nice use of an arbitrary rhyme to make this arbitrary snack themed for Halloween.
The white chocolate coating has been colored an alarmingly bright shade of orange. This tastes like if the Cinnamon Crunch Toast cereal were made into a candy bar - and it's absolutely delicious. A great combination, perfectly balanced with sweetness and texture. A home run!
This is a presumptive Ephemeral Nom.
Product circa: 2024
Like Cajun seasoning, this seasoning is tough to pinpoint: along with the cheese powder, there is clearly black pepper, chile pepper, tomato powder, and maybe thyme? More herbs, probably. The heat doesn't disappoint. This is good stuff. I doubt I'd buy it regularly if it were available always.
Product circa: 2024
What an odd crossover!
Just as it seems to promise, this is beef jerky covered in what tastes like the exact same seasoning from Chili Cheese Fritos. It's all well and good until even the cheese becomes apparent as you chew. Unfortunately the cheese doesn't pair well at all, and it's even a bit putrid and disgusting.
Whichever Taco Bell marketers called this product a "gelato" knew exactly what they were doing. You could probably call this a sherbet, as it does technically have milk in the ingredients list, but this is more of an "Italian ice" product, than anything. Essentially no creaminess, and yes, its flavor is noticeably that of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. In the end, the marketers chose the most outrageous sounding frozen dessert to pair with a Mountain Dew product so that suckers like me would try it out of morbid curiosity.
Product circa: 2024
I'll usually bypass even the most esoteric of slushy products, but I had to try this one out at Target.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have the signature bergamot flavor of Froot Loops at all, and instead it tastes precisely like a melted assortment of Skittles candies.
Product circa: 2024
I've long contended that Pepsi is way better at making flavored colas than Coke, and at this point, one could argue that they are more prolific as well. While Coke has been making more and more "odd" colas, they have often involved various levels of exclusivity, with some being harder to find than others. Pepsi has continued to issue colas over the past few years, and their availability has mostly been wide and long in duration, and as always, they taste better.
Pepsi Peach is perfect for what it is trying to be. Artificial peach flavoring is ubiquitous, being mostly employed in candy, but beverages as well. The flavoring is extremely strong and can be overpowering and artificial-tasting. In this product, it is not. They used the perfect amount to pair with the Pepsi flavoring, and while it doesn't exactly taste like you're biting into a juicy peach, this stuff is perfect, and I wish they made it year-round.
